Shleppy The Monkey started coding for income as a stay at home dad. His first language dabbling was in "Basic" in 1984. It sucked, but he was hooked.
Bill The Moose has been a coder since the dawn of coding. He doesn't talk much but man those moose hooves can fly over a keyboard!
Cracky The Pterodactyl wonders why she has to write her own crappy description. Oh yeah, we're too cheap to hire real writers. Cracky Rules!!
Blud The Guard Pup doesn't do anything at all. He's our freeloafer. Well, he does belch a lot. We'll call him Belchy.